A koala is sitting in a rubber tree and
smokes
a joint when a little lizard
walks by, looks up and asks:
"Hey Koala, what are you doing
up?"
"I smoke a joint NEN, age," says
the Koala, "come up and get what
off!" The little lizard climbs up
the tree
draws and one after a few joints
purely with the koala, until her mouth at some point
is totally dry and it will down to the river
to drink.
The lizard is so stoned that they
too far forward declines and falls in the river
.
A crocodile sees this from the other side
,
floats over, his little comrades
helps the bank and asks:
"Hey, What the fridge is wrong with you?"
"Oh man," replied the lizard,
"I sat with the koala in the gum tree and
've smoked a few joints, and was later
stoned to drink from the river and fell for
am!"
The crocodile would of course immediately
able to check out the Koala and runs immediately
the forest, find him in the tree and cries
"HEY YOU"! The koala looks down
and shouts:
"FUCK AAAALTEEEER ...
how much water did you drunk? "
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